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    Keeping track

    My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we
    stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and
    there was a sign attached that said,
    ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He
    mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW that's more than twice
    a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'
    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
    in capital letters,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
    I looked at her and said,
    'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
    My condition has been upgraded from critical
    to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
    Last edited by T8er S.; 07-02-2016 at 04:58 PM. Reason: be cool

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