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    07-22-2019, 04:13 PM
    T8er S. replied to a thread Career change in Jokes....
    Rick had been in police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job, and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come about 5:00.' 'Great,' says Rick, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Got to warn you. Be some drinking.' 'Not a problem' says Rick. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'. Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting too.' 'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again.' 'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,' 'Now that's really not a problem' says Rick, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?' 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.' :a_worried::4_6_100:
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    07-21-2019, 11:31 AM
    Well after living in Florida for 16 yrs, I can personally attest that is how a LOT of drive through were invented by using the left foot....drive thru 7-11, drive thru Dental office, drive thru vasectomy clinics....oh wait, that may have been intentional!:4_1_72:
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    07-20-2019, 01:15 PM
    T8er S. replied to a thread Twisted words in Wide Open
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    07-15-2019, 03:54 PM
    T8er S. replied to a thread Twisted words in Wide Open
    I saw a homeless man, he was wanting $20. I asked- will you buy booze? He said no, he had stopped drinking years ago. I said the 20$ is not for je tboat parts? again he said he hadn’t been in a jet boat for several years. I told him well then let’s take you home and get you cleaned up, my wife is making dinner, we’ll feed you and bring you back. And I’ll still give you the $20. He said I’m worried your wife will be mad. I told him it’s ok I just want her to see where you end up when you quit drinking and jet boating.:rooster:
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About T8er S.
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Darren
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Middle aged Okie who likes haulin azz, Stirrer of pots, loyal bow tie fan, deflector of blue ovals.
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