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freudian Slip — Sun, 20 May 2012 05:36:05 GMT

A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg - About Facebook�s IPO. On the eve of Facebook�s IPO, Founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg published the following letter to potential investors:

Dear Potential Investor:

For years, you've wasted your time on Facebook. Now here�s your chance to waste your money on it, too. Tomorrow is Facebook�s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking. �How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000�s?�

For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren�t based on real businesses. Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep. Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.

Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money. And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk. We totally stole this idea from iTunes.

Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you�ll be far from alone. As a result of using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have suffered mild to moderate brain damage, impairing their ability to make reasoned judgments. These will be your fellow Facebook investors.

With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook�s IPO will net $100 billion. To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five trades to lose that much money.

One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $16 billion I�m expected to earn from Facebook�s IPO? Well, I�m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $16 billion. LOL.

Friend me,

Mark

Sunday...

David — Sun, 20 May 2012 05:12:53 GMT

Taking the boat to work with me tomorrow and hopefully the weather will hold out and I can get a little water time after work... :4_12_2:

Maybe see some peeps there still???

Frozen Turkey

T8er S. — Sun, 20 May 2012 01:05:33 GMT

A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, �Robert doesn�t appreciate what I do for him.�
�Now, now,� her mother comforted, �I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.�
�No, mother,� the young woman laments. �I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price.�
�Well, that is being miserly,� the mother agreed, �Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.�
�No, mother it wasn�t the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket.�
�Airplane ticket�. What did you need an airplane ticket for?�
�Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, �PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,� so I flew to Alaska.�:sled:

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eBay — Sun, 20 May 2012 01:03:35 GMT

kona 455

newtojets — Sun, 20 May 2012 00:03:17 GMT

Well yanked the 455 out today! crossing my fingers it goes back in before fathers day weekend!!pics from grandmas 004.jpg pics from grandmas 011.jpg

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eBay — Sat, 19 May 2012 12:54:16 GMT

5/18/2012 Site upgrade

David — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:14:19 GMT

Did an upgrade to the forum this evening.
The biggest change you will see is the added the Forum Runner Mobile App for iPhone/Android users.
It is $1.99, you DO NOT have to buy it to use the forum.
It is way faster to browse the site with it though I can tell you that!!!
See the added features below...

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Email

David — Fri, 18 May 2012 21:38:07 GMT

As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists
that appear in e-mails, BUT this one is important.
It has been circulating for months and has been sent
to over 25 million people. We don't want to lose
any names on the list so just hit forward and send it on.
Please keep it going!

To show your support for President Obama and the job he is
doing please go to the end of the list and add your name.

1. Michelle Obama.
2.

Couple O pics - from a newbe as requested

freudian Slip — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:35:16 GMT

Hi,

greetings fellow vintage boaters. I recently joined and said howdy in another thread. I believe I was asked for some pic's. Just realized, that after all the years I've had this thing, I have very few pic's - and none of just the boat. So here's a couple from Powell 2011.

Rainbow Bridge dock (Lake Powell), my ugly but and my daughters.

My Ugly mugg headed towards Bull Frog 4th o july

Lazy Frog

T8er S. — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:18:01 GMT

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.
The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!" :wasntme:

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eBay — Fri, 18 May 2012 00:00:16 GMT

That was bizzar...whats the strangest date you ever went on.lol

H20MOFO — Thu, 17 May 2012 21:02:13 GMT

Had a date at 12;30 today at market street grill on 106th so. Soooooo....I am waiting outside the restaurant and I see what appears to be the girl I am meeting walking tword the restaurant with some ufc lookin dude. He goes in the resturant....she walks over and says hi Kreg.:confused-smiley-013 Soooooo....we walk in and they say there is a 10 minute wait...ok no problem. Sooooo....she says did you see the guy I came here with....I say yup. She says well...thats my body gaurd. I say oh really?...you have a body gaurd???? She says...well I have 2...one ya see...and one you dont...and please dont say body gaurd that loud again.:4_12_2:

Being single is gettin old.....no wonder I drink too much beer.lol

Any one else with some "stranger than fiction" stories.lol

Eliminator 20 Jet Boat GREAT SHAPE

eBay — Thu, 17 May 2012 11:51:20 GMT

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eBay — Thu, 17 May 2012 11:51:20 GMT

1976 Classic Jolly Roger Jet Boat

eBay — Thu, 17 May 2012 11:51:20 GMT