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T8er S.
08-12-2012, 08:31 AM
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building, stopped to eat lunch.
The Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building.”
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”
The blond guy opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I’m jumping too.”
Next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps. The blonde opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death.
At the funeral the Irishman’s wife is weeping. She says, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!
The Mexican’s wife, also weeping, says, “I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. “Hey, don’t look at me,” she said. “He made his own lunch!”.

T8er S.
01-08-2013, 01:58 PM
__Daddy Shark was teaching Baby Shark how to eat a surfer.

He said:

First, son, you need to swim counter clockwise around the surfer 3 times with the tip of your dorsal fin a few inches out of the water at a distance of 20 feet from the human.

"Then can I eat him for lunch" said the Baby Shark.

"Not quite yet" said Daddy.

Move in closer and when you are 10 feet from the surfer, swim clockwise around the surfer three times with your dorsal fin completely above the water.

"Then can I eat him for lunch"?

"Yes," said Daddy Shark.

As they swam around later that day, Baby Shark asked "why did we have to swim around and around the surfer before lunch?".

"Because," said Daddy Shark, "people taste so much better if you scare the poop out of them first".