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78_Tahiti
12-10-2011, 11:54 PM
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina
dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the
check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and
have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have
a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.

I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the
way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina
Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try
it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in
line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because
the dog food poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off a curb to
sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

:)

t8ersalad
12-11-2011, 05:36 AM
:4_1_72: :like: :4_1_72:

Sleek Freak
12-11-2011, 08:41 AM
now that was funny.